Boat Collector Gifts

Looking for a gift for a boat collector? Explore our collection of witty and charming products that capture their love for all things maritime. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect way to honor their hobby.

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'Inflatable boat Fred!'

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.' mockup

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!' mockup

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.' mockup

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

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'It seats two comfortably.'

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'. mockup

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!' mockup

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

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'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.' mockup

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

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'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

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'God's speed.'

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?' mockup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

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"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!" mockup

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

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'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!' mockup

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

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"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

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