Boat Collector Mugs

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

James May

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Soap recovery Ship in bath