Yacht Collector Pillows

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Boat wedding.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

I'd rather be at the office.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Acme Flyswatters.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Driverless tow truck.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'