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'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Canoes

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Franken-Cat

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

Cargo Ship Backlog

Scotland the not so brave.

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

Dog relieving itself on a desert island.

'Now, that beats swimming in cold water...'

"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."

'Yak yak yak.'

Scottish Birthday Cake