Kayak Explorer T-Shirts

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

The Origami Society...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diving Cat.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

No Swimming Allowed

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Canadian Canoe.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

I knew our son was meant to go places.