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Stone Age Kite

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Are we there yet?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Koala

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Origami Society...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"