Kite Explorer Gifts

Stone Age Kite

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Origami Society...

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."