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Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The Origami Society...

"What the hell took so long?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

The discovery of electricity...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Diving Cat.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'It's an antique!'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Fishing direction sign.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"