Cask Explorer Mugs

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

Local Knowledge

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The Origami Society...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"What the hell took so long?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

The discovery of electricity...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Diving Cat.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'It's an antique!'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Fishing direction sign.

You have the worst spring breath.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"