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Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Bitchbark Canoe

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Canoes

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

False alarm; chair salesman

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'Well, great, now the Hendersons have TV and aluminum siding, and we're still stuck with this dumb castle.'

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."