Paddle Collector Mugs

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Bitchbark Canoe

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"First time paddleboarding?"

False alarm; chair salesman

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

Canoes

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'Well, great, now the Hendersons have TV and aluminum siding, and we're still stuck with this dumb castle.'