
"Is there something you're not telling me?"
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"Is there something you're not telling me?"
Build a Raft
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."
'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'
"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
"Getting the hang of it?"
'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'
Canadian Canoe.
'They learn fast, don't they?'
"Maybe we should consider changing the name."
Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.
Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat
'Me lost, I come in peace.'
"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'
'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'
"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."
Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."
Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)
Man in a raft with a balloon animal.
Ark Welding
"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."
"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."
'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'
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