Kayak Instructor Gifts

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Guide fish.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Canadian Canoe.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"