Kayak Captain Mugs

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Romance on the Yacht

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Canadian Canoe.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"