Quadcopter Captain Gifts

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"This is your captain speaking."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Sportknitting

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

A flighttime story

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

A Higgs Bosun

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'