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Windshield washer.

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Airlines With Attitude

Airlines

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip