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"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"You are here"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Suez Canal Curse

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'