Sky Captain Wannabe T-Shirts

'Not only is this the shortest runway I've ever seen it's also the widest!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Save Our Universe

A private jet takes off

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

An amplified harp

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Cheerleaders

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Sportknitting

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"I told you to slow down."

A flighttime story

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Falling

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

Man struggling to row,

Asian Adventure Vacations

Darren realised that his presentation was going to be shorter than he had planned.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

Penguins going for flying lessons