Sky Captain Wannabe Gifts

'Not only is this the shortest runway I've ever seen it's also the widest!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A private jet takes off

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

An amplified harp

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Cheerleaders

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Sportknitting

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Here is your new planet."

A flighttime story

"I told you to slow down."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Falling

Stealth fighter fly over.

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

Darren realised that his presentation was going to be shorter than he had planned.

Asian Adventure Vacations

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Man struggling to row,

A man in an airplane shoos away geese