Celestial Captain Gifts

Bowl-A-Rama

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Surfing alien.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Give Way To Cyclists

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Angel Golf

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Heavenly Ships

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Location, location, location.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Airlines With Attitude

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."