Celestial Drivers Gifts

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

An amplified harp

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Recalculating!'

Give Way To Cyclists

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Angel Golf

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Bowl-A-Rama

God plays golf

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

The training halo...

"First one to eleven."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

The truth about crop circles

'Use the four wood!'

Holy Golf

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

'Put it in writing!'