Celestial Car Enthusiasts Gifts

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Sailor in Car.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Celestial Navigation

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

You are everywhere.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Give Way To Cyclists