Celestial Car Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Celestial Navigation

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

I love that new elephant smell.

Give Way To Cyclists

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'