Celestial Captain Prints

Bowl-A-Rama

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Give Way To Cyclists

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Angel Golf

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Heavenly Ships

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Location, location, location.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Airlines With Attitude

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!