Sky Gamer Gifts

God Playing Pool

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Pilot with champagne.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Flight simulator'

Midnight Basketball

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Game Addiction

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

God playing with dolls.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

'Don't give up the day job...'

Falling

'How about a game of cards?'

Asian Adventure Vacations

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

'No hitchhikers!'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Penguins going for flying lessons

Balloon Flight

Whac-a-Mole. Swat-a-Fly

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

Meh, I've been on higher.

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.