Snow Hero Gifts

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Politically Correct Snowperson

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Snowman ice fishing.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'