Snowbound Superhero Gifts

Skiers

Skiing.

Polar bear bowling alley

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I'll take ten, please.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Greco-polar wrestling

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'War is heck!'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...