Snow Day Hero Gifts

driving in heavy snow

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"First snowman?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Trawling for Fish.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Snowman Driver

Festive squad

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Nanny with children on leash

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Oi to the world!

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Staying Warm.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."