Snow Day Defender Gifts

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'It is too snowing!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Trawling for Fish.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Snowman Driver

'I'll take ten, please.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Oi to the world!

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"I prefer snow person."

Ice skating

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Winter is an Adventure.

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."