Snow Day Defender Gifts

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

"First snowman?"

Winter Weather.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'It is too snowing!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Trawling for Fish.

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Snowman Driver

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Oi to the world!

Ice skating

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"I prefer snow person."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Winter is an Adventure.

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'