Dawn Defender Gifts

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Cripes, Alma! Kill the light! You know I have to be up at the crack of dawn again!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Salesman on Holiday

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

Heaven's Way

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

"No point going to sleep now."

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

'That's my accountant - he figures out my points total on ducks.'

"Make sure you wake me up early."

'Holly? Are you listening?'

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

"So I'm quietly minding my own business and suddenly my parents barge in and thrust greatness upon me!"