Dream Defender Gifts

Army Recruitment Centre - Defend the American Dream!

Fireman's Dreams

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"So I'm quietly minding my own business and suddenly my parents barge in and thrust greatness upon me!"

Football Fans

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Penalty

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Salesman on Holiday

"It's your turn, kid."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

"I believe in you!"

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"I could do that!"

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Five year time...