Dream Defender Prints

Army Recruitment Centre - Defend the American Dream!

Guys, I'm afraid to fall asleep. What if I have another nightmare that Anderson Cooper is taunting me? Take that, fancy anchor man.

Fireman's Dreams

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"So I'm quietly minding my own business and suddenly my parents barge in and thrust greatness upon me!"

Football Fans

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Midnight Basketball

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Baseball Dreams

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Penalty

Salesman on Holiday

"It's your turn, kid."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"I believe in you!"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."