Childhood Dream Defender Prints

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Tree house.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I'll have the usual."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'My problems began when I couldn't make a Little League Baseball team.'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'