Childhood Dreamers Prints

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I'm sorry, Herbert, but graduating from kindergarten does not come with a hefty retirement package.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.

"My career plans were much more exciting when I was nine."

"If this isn't Peter Pan... You've gotten fat, loverboy! You owe your Wendy 60 years of alimony payments and a new roof."

"Trust me...tooth fairy money is not a reliable source of income."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

"I hear someone here like The Spider Man..."

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

'You can double your money by investing for the long term with Tooth Fairy Investments LLC!'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'I can't marry you, Susan - I hardly get enough pocket money for myself!'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"It's just, I thought I could and then I did. But now what?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Goes Through the Mirror.

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Home Sweet Home

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve