Childhood Dream Defender Gifts

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Tree house.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I'll have the usual."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'