Childhood Dreamer Gifts

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'I can change! I swear!'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"What do you want to be when you're in the 18-65 age demographic?"

"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"

'Daddy wants it to be a boy, and Mummy wants it to be a girl, but I want it to be a puppy.'

"I don't see why I have to go to the dentist. I already have a tooth fairy."

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

'I'm taping all R and PG shows to watch when I'm 18.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'I think I can beat the system by never getting a job in the first place and retiring by the age of eight.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"

"My problem is I grew up too fast."

"When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered."

"We've done a lot of important playing here today."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's cooties."

"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."