Weathered Snow Hero Gifts

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowman ice fishing.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

365 Lemonade Stand

Trawling for Fish.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!