Weathered Snow Hero Gifts

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowman ice fishing.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!