Snowbound Storyteller Gifts

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

Skiing.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman of the Apes

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

A Salmon Lie

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"She's had work."

The End is Near.

"I Preferred Season 3."

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"