Snow Hero Pillows

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Bless You."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Skiing

Snowman ice fishing.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.