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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

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