Snow Soldier Mugs

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Snowman ice fishing.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."