Settler Gifts

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

The Art Student.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man rakes a tree

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Moving in

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

The weightless office.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

Christmas tree exchange

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Al, The Go-From Guy

Turtle Home

'I'm really thirsty.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."