Silly Sea Settler Pillows

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Get crazy once in a while

Pie Filling Reader

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Yoghurt man

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Beach

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'It must be a milkfish.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Sea Angel

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Flying Dutchman

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

'Oh no! I've caught athlete's foot again.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

Neptune

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

A Little Family Breeze.

A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Commercial Fisheries News

'It choked on the oars.'