Ocean Dweller Pillows

Neptune

'Oh no! I've caught athlete's foot again.'

Beach

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'I blame global warming!'

Neptune

Sunbathers.

Shellfie

Exit only.

'Arf! Arf!'

A Preschool of Fish

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

underwater knight

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'