Silly Sea Adventurer Pillows

"I was at work when I slipped over on a loose bubble and injured my neck. I called Clamclaim and they helped me to sue the sea for 11 billion underwater dollars."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Get crazy once in a while

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Viking Loch Ness

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.