Silly Anglers Gifts

'It must be a milkfish.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"You know very well what fish!"

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'Catching flying fish!'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

No Fear.

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

Fishing

Fishing.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Fishing from a Fish

A Disgorger

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

For sale: Barbed hooks

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'