Hilarity Anglers Gifts

'It must be a milkfish.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

No Fear.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

What's the catch?

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Fishing off a watering place. - Perhaps the jolliest thing in the world

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'