Snow-challenged Golfer Pillows

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"At least my putting has improved."

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Luckily I hit the pin!

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

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Violinist on skis

Golf ball in birds nest

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

The 19th hole

"Alright if we play through?"

Golf mole

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

"I swear to god Henderson, if you miss this one we're taking separate ubers back to the helipad."

"I said to make a left at the fourteenth green!!"

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Santa Playing Golf.

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'

'You're a lousy loser, Dave!'

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Golf Practice.

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.