Weathered Golfer Pillows

'It isn't hail. The club just over booked the course.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

A cancelled hunting trip

Tuesday

2042

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Golf mole

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

'I thought you said you wanted me to get the crab grass out of the yard!'

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

"I was thinking it might be better if we waited for spring!"

Bleak