Snowy Golfer Pillows

"I was thinking it might be better if we waited for spring!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

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New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"